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| Thursday, December 7th, 2006 | | 10:21 am |
Lolz
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kitty_cat_scat a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I set onestarrynight's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole iwinandyoulose's purse (30 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1129 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
nelsor |
| | Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 | | 1:50 pm |
| | Saturday, May 6th, 2006 | | 11:33 pm |
I slept right through banquet.
No, I'm not dead. Just feeling kind of guilty about the whole thing. Sorry, mostly to Bryan, and me two plebes, Peter and Josh. Current Mood:  apathetic | | Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 | | 5:11 pm |
I'd been hearing about this Net Neutrality thing for the past week, but at first I dismissed it as another one of those unfounded scare rumors that sweeps through those ridiculous email forwards and gets everyone all worked up. I mean, who the fuck is going to try and regulate the internet? Well, apparently some of these conservative, pompous politicians are giving it a shot, by attempting to give a few major corporations (who no doubt have provided generous campaign contributions to the Representatives involved) exclusive rights to deliver services via the internet. Basically this means that the large companies like Verizon and Comcocksuckingcast would have, at their discretion, the right to choose what web content loads quickest for you. And guess how that decision is made? That's what, whatever web content makes them the most money. And if a website doesn't pay their exorbitant fees? It could load up slower than dial-up. Or not at all. Dreamt of starting an online business? Opening a t-shirt shop online, or putting our your artwork for others to see? Under this legislation you can kiss that shit goodbye, unless you're willing to fork over cash to the big communications companies so they'll allow your stuff to be seen. The internet is the greatest tool we've ever had for getting around these ultra-rich, conservative fatasses who control everything. Before the internet, if you wanted your work to get out there, you would have to submit it over, and over, and over again, to countless editors who were going to decide whether your idea was good enough to reach the masses. Who the fuck were they to decide? Screw 'em. The internet cuts these large corporations out and they know it. And it drives them nuts. You know what? Good. They don't know what they're doing anyway. Remember when MTV used to be Music Television? Now they showcase music for forty minutes out of the whole day, and they don't even play the whole fucking videos anymore. It's some jackass droning on about whatever superficial horseshit they're trying to brainwash young America into buying. But thank god they don't play the whole videos, because the only music they play are whatever manufactured crap the big record labels are paying them to play. Do you see where I'm going with this? Badger Badger Badger may have annoyed the shit out of you. But that came directly from the creators, to the masses. There was no middle-man in a cheap suit saying "umm, well, I think maybe the badgers should be wearing FUBAR, and the snake, could we replace the snake with an asian minority? We're trying to appeal to our sponsors. And I'm worried that the mushroom infers illegal activities, so let's use these new Nike Air Jordans instead. And..." Fuck that. There's a lot of shit on the internet, but I'd take sifting through the crap to find the good stuff, over having the crap be the only thing offered to me, any day of the week. This legislation could be a serious issue. You decide. Here's some more info if you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about: http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6058223.html?part=rss&tag=6058223&subj=newshttp://www.savetheinternet.com/ /rant off. Current Mood:  nauseatedCurrent Music: TMBG | | Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 | | 10:29 pm |
You know, i've had this thing for a while, but i never really post anything on it. Some people would say it's because MySpace is superior, but, truthfully, I hate MySpace. MySpace is too impersonal, you're either talking to a person through public comments or post some fucking chain letter... I'm here to say, that as an avid internet geek, blogging's dead. And yet I can't help but comment on the irony of blogging on this particular subject. I read other people's LJ's but lately I've been avoiding MySpace like the plague. In other news, Prom is coming up. It's kind of funny that this will be my first and last high school dance (No, Portales doesn't count). I need to find some clothes, either that or wear a torn up sport jacket, which I am seriously considering. Let's make a checklist: Tickets? Yes. Date? Yes. Clothes? Sort of Dinner? Wait, dinner?! MOTHERFUCKINGSONUVAGORRAMNBITCH!!! What do you mean dinner isn't included in the Fucking $20 ticket? What am I paying $20 for? ~sigh~ It'll be fun once all the preperation's done with... Current Mood:  anxiousCurrent Music: Up the Junction - Reel Big Fish w/ Goldfinger | | Sunday, February 19th, 2006 | | 2:45 am |
| | Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 | | 10:19 pm |
| | Sunday, February 5th, 2006 | | 9:45 pm |
iTunes survey: How many songs? 3500 Sort by artist First artist: 10cc Last artist: The Walkmen Sort by song title: First Song: '87 Last Song: your guts (I hate em') Sort by time Shortest Song:dvd-selection (firefly)- 0:03 Longest Song: American Nightmare - 17:42 Sort by album First Album: Baseketball Soundtrack Last Album: World Famous How many songs come up when you search for "sex"?: 13 (yay sex pistols) How many songs come up when you search for "death"?: 5 How many songs come up when you search for "love"?: 21 Party Shuffle! (first 5 songs) In the Fingernails - strike anywhere City of the Dead - The Clash Touch-a touch-a touch me - The Chubbies Unity - Operation Ivy superman - Goldfinger Current Mood:  boredCurrent Music: take on me - Reel Big Fish | | Monday, January 16th, 2006 | | 9:48 pm |
LOL
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as nelsor.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of nelsor.
- Nelsor is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- Pacman was originally called nelsorman.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch nelsor.
- The most dangerous form of nelsor is the bicycle.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in nelsor.
- Nelsor has 118 ridges around the edge!
- Nelsor is only six percent water!
- Nelsor has four noses.
| | Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 | | 10:40 pm |
| | Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 | | 7:25 pm |
I finally did it!
I just watched the entire season of Firefly on dvd with commentary and everything. For those of you who think this is cool probably need to get a life (but I like you that way). However those who do not are going to the special level of hell reserved for child molestors and people who talk at the theatre. Current Mood:  accomplishedCurrent Music: greg edmonson firefly score | | Thursday, December 15th, 2005 | | 8:47 pm |
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